According to the internets, which, you know, is always right, Taylor Swift is dating Jake Gyllenhaal, which is probably the most depressing piece of celebrity news I've heard. Ever.
Jake Gyllenhaal has been my go to celebrity crush, (gosh, even his last name comes up on my spellcheck. Swoon.) since I first saw Donnie Darko. Omg do you guys remember him in that black hoody?!!? I digress...
Anyway, not only is he gorgeous. But he loves the Steelers, he has an awesome sister who would probably be an amazing sister-in-law, and did I mention how good looking he is?
And Taylor Swift is beautiful. She's got that long neck thing going on, and her arms look great, which is probably why she plays the guitar in sleeveless dresses all the time.
But seriously Jake, Taylor Swift? She's so... annoying.
Now, granted I am not a Taylor Swift fan, so I don't know all of her music, but from what I have heard, she sings about getting married.
It's not just songs about falling in love. They all end with her getting proposed to, "I talked to your Dad, go pick out a white dress," or feature her in music videos going through the stages of dating, marriage, and kids, without ever aging of course.
Now, maybe this is her schtick. And Elvis Costello once wisely said, "there are only 5 things in the world to write songs about..." but guess what wasn't one of the 5 things? Yea, weddings.
So here's my question Taylor. What about the loves that don't end in marriage? Where are your songs about that boy you thought you were in love with who you lost touch with after you left for college, and when you ran into him a couple years later, you were so glad he was no longer a part of your life? Or what about the boy you thought you were in love with, who once you finally accepted that he wasn't "the one" and was never going to love you back the way you wanted him to, you hurt so bad you were actually convinced that you were broken forever and would never be happy again? Or what about the boy you fell so fast and hard for, only to realize that you were just a fling before he moved away?
And what about the boys who weren't right at all? Who kissed you, and you felt nothing. Who you said goodnight to and were really saying "goodbye forever, no seriously don't call me again" to? What about all the bad dates, and the messy break-ups, and the awkward run-ins, and guys who hit on you only to later admit that they had girlfriends?
What about the relationships that were fleeting. Not even long-term let alone forever, but that taught you so much?
And what about the men you meet that make you think, even after all that, maybe this could be something, or maybe it will be nothing, but I'm willing to try and find out.
What about all of those love stories?