While Getting Ready for a Party on Saturday Night...

Precisely gets a phone call from the Lady of Leisure who was also accompanying us to said party. "What should you wear?" I hear him ask. "I don't know." "What is Kelsey wearing? Hang on."

Precisely comes into my room, looks at me, rolls his eyes and answers "She's still in her underwear. She has a feather on her head. She looks like Carrie Bradshaw getting ready, she's got a glass of wine in one hand and a curling iron in the other." Shakes head and walks out.

At the party I was told by no less than 4 gay men on 4 separate occasions that a) I looked pretty or b) they liked my hair. All in all, a successful Saturday night.