OMG SHOES.

Precisely went ahead and surprised me with my birthday present a day early.  These are the most over-the-top, ridiculouly awesome, purple shoes, I've ever owned.  These are America's Next Top Model Shoes.  These are... I can't do them justice in words, here's a picture:

I am SO TALL!

Also, thanks to the Mod-stylists, for approving this purchase.